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Pig’s Farm

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Liars, corruptors, fakers, police, environmentalists, talk show hosts, hypocrites, junkies, politicians, lawyers, lovers, psychiatrists, gangsters, chief executive officers, geniuses, supermodels, bloggers, prophets, actors, students, entrepreneurs, fortune tellers, hackers, magicians, teachers, whores, accountants, journalists, photographers, alcoholics, poets, scientists, drivers, athletes, musicians, writers, directors, beggars, fathers, mothers, brothers, sisters, sons, daughters, uncles, aunts, cousins, nieces, nephews, grandfathers, grandmothers, great grandfathers, great grandmothers, et cetera et cetera et cetera.

They’re all pigs, and they all live in this pig farm we call Earth.

Me, you, and everyone we know. Tragic.

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June 12, 2009 at 4:55 pm

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No Update

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What the fuck are you doing here? It is exactly like the title above.

No fucking update. Go away.

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April 28, 2009 at 6:58 am

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The Clock is Ticking-Tocking

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“Tick… tock… tick… tock…,” that’s the sound of the clock, the sound of our reminder, the sound of our boss telling us what to do. Like any boss, the clock still can get confuse sometimes. Actually, it always get confuse.

“Why does it always get confuse?”
That must be the question that is running over your head when you read the first paragraph of this post.

“I have an answer for you.”
That is my response to your question. You better be ready for my answer.

I bet you already realized that a clock is always ticking and tocking 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, or in short 24/7. I believe that you also already realized that a clock has 1-12 as its number.

“What can you determine from you explanations, moron?”
Of course, that must be your response when you read my post at this point.

“Be patient, readers. I will explain the answer. Ready or not, here I come.”
That is my reply when you asked such dumb question.

I determined that a clock is always confused because it always ticking and tocking by making many circles. Why is it always ticking and tocking and making circles? Because it still searching for something that it cannot found, which is the number 13.

“What the fuck are you talking about, idiot?”
Another dumb question from you.

“Nothing, I am just bored.”
Another dumb reply from me.

Another dumb post by me.

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March 23, 2009 at 6:20 am

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Lina Geboy

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Forget Madonna. Forget Britney Spears. Forget Jenna Jameson. Forget Paris Hilton. Forget Christina Aguilera. Forget Inul Daratista. Forget Kim Kardashian. Forget Demi Moore. Forget Luna Maya. Forget Bjork. Forget Grace Slick. Forget Nancy Spungen. Forget Hayley Williams. Forget Maria Ozawa. Forget Alice Glass. Forget Natasha Khan. Forget Agyness Deyn. Forget Lily Allen. Forget Audrey Hepburn. Forget Deborah Harry. Forget Buck Angel. Forget Janis Joplin. Forget Lovefoxxx. Forget Winona Ryder. Forget Nico. Forget Shannyn Sossamon. Forget Dewi Persik. Forget the girl that is sitting beside you. Forget the girl that you made love with. Forget the girl that gave you a lapdance. Forget your mother. This is much sexier. Or not.

I admit it, I was exaggerating. I just want to post this disgusting live performance video from an Indonesian female dangdut singer, but I don’t know what are the reasons to post this video, so I exaggerated by comparing her to almost everybody that are famous, sexy, and controversial, which are her characteristics. Well, she is not actually sexy. Instead, she is cheap. Oh yeah, her name is Lina Geboy. In English, it means The Plump Lina. For your information, she is the hottest, no, the cheapest export from Indonesia. Oh, maybe I want to post the video because I want you to know the example of an Indonesian product, which is quite cheap, quite rubbish, and quite shameful.

Enjoy!

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March 8, 2009 at 9:06 am

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Two Decades

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Yes, the big bang has already happened and killed tyrannosaurus and all its kind.

Yes, Adam and Eve have eaten the forbidden fruit.

Yes, Noah’s ark has left the shore.

Yes, Jesus of Nazareth has been crucified.

Yes, the last prophet of Islam is dead.

Yes, Isaac Newton has proved that the earth is round.

Yes, Albert Einstein has his own theory of relativities.

Yes, Hiroshima and Nagasaki has exploded.

Yes, Mark David Chapman has shot John Lennon.

Yes, the disco has ruled the world.

Yes, the teenage angst of grunge has also ruled the world.

Yes, Saddam Hussein has been hung.

Yes, the economy is such an ass.

Yes, a black man has been chosen as a president.

But no, the world has not ended, yet.

It’s not too late to change for the better.

Happy two decades, moron.

Really? Am I that old?

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December 28, 2008 at 12:06 pm

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A Praise

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Actually, I want to write this post weeks ago, but it must wait, because there are other things that are more important, such as college life. Well, this post will talk about a praise that I had weeks ago. A praise that used text messaging as its media. A praise that read like this…

“Son, I have just finished reading your blog. I like it. It was excellent. It shows me the side of you that I didn’t know. Keep it up.”

Yes, it is from my dad. It’s such a surprise that he read my blog, because I never told him the URL of my blog. Know why? I am too shy to tell him about my opinions at something, because he is quite smart himself. Not reasonable? I know. Do you know from who he knows my blog site? Actually, it’s not a who, but a what. You got that right! It’s from my Facebook page. Yes, he has a Facebook page. He’s a 45 year old father of 2 children who has an addiction to a social networking site. Oh yeah, he loves beer and Halle Berry. I guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

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December 16, 2008 at 2:19 pm

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Anagram Genius

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I always wanted to randomize the letters in my name and turn it into a new and unique sentence. Sadly, I am too lazy to think about the new position of a certain letter in my name.

That sadness won’t last forever because when I browse the internet the other day, I found a software called Anagram Genius. You can download the trial version of it for free at http://www.anagramgenius.com/.

So, after I installed the software and did everything that needs doing, I typed my name on the screen with a keyboard. I typed Reno Nismara, and then the software founded not 1, not 10, not 100, but 1000 different sentences based on the letters in Reno Nismara! The software also rank the anagrams from best to worst based on many things that I don’t know. But the ranking is not quite good, because there are many anagrams that are good for me, but not good enough for the software. Well, taste is relative, isn’t it?

I am sure that you are all interested at what the software did to my name. If you don’t, just pretend that you do, ok? Anyways, these are my 5 personal best of what Anagram Genius did to my name…

1. Iron Man arse.

2. No arse in a Mr.

3. O man! Rare sin.

4. I snore an arm.

5. Main, rare son.

Nice, eh? Now, what you have to do is download the software and compare your results to mine!

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December 8, 2008 at 7:34 am

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