Yes, the big bang has already happened and killed tyrannosaurus and all its kind.
Yes, Adam and Eve have eaten the forbidden fruit.
Yes, Noah’s ark has left the shore.
Yes, Jesus of Nazareth has been crucified.
Yes, the last prophet of Islam is dead.
Yes, Isaac Newton has proved that the earth is round.
Yes, Albert Einstein has his own theory of relativities.
Yes, Hiroshima and Nagasaki has exploded.
Yes, Mark David Chapman has shot John Lennon.
Yes, the disco has ruled the world.
Yes, the teenage angst of grunge has also ruled the world.
Yes, Saddam Hussein has been hung.
Yes, the economy is such an ass.
Yes, a black man has been chosen as a president.
But no, the world has not ended, yet.
It’s not too late to change for the better.
Happy two decades, moron.
Really? Am I that old?